This list is for the busy professional with a passing interest in other people’s junk. We saved you the trouble of scrolling through page after page of “Baseball Card Collection Mint Condition - $200” or “Free Kitten To Good Home” listings and skipped right to the good stuff. There has never been a better time to fill your garage with useless ephemera!
1. Elvis as a Golden Cloud Floating Behind Himself Poster - $150
Why would you settle for one Elvis on your Elvis poster when you could have two? This mystical lithograph comes with a certificate of authenticity and an electroplated gold coin. Also included in the haul: an Elvis-themed teddy bear pillow, 29-cent stamps, and an audio scrapbook cassette.
2. The “Grizzle” Bear - barter, or best offer
This 7-foot tall plastic bear is in good condition and ready to place in the center of your living room. You may have to drive to Fayette County to get it, but as the listing states, this grizz is a great “conversation piece for your personal use.”
3. Fairy Habitat - $1,400
You might be thinking, “I don’t have $1,400 to drop on a fairy habitat.” That would be short-sighted of you, considering that this is a box full of fairies. If you don’t believe in magic, at least you know that the toad stools live splendidly.
4. Traveling Cattle Catching Service - negotiable
If you ever thought of hiring a stranger of the internet to catch your misplaced cows, this is your guy. Maybe you didn’t have a cow in the first place, but you are interested in stealing your neighbor’s cows. This could be the service you need.
5. Puppet Theater - $200, or best offer
No family home entertainment center is complete without an Austrian-style puppet theater. If your kids are always complaining that their iPads don’t have enough gigabytes, you should show them the true meaning of fun by gifting them this large modified dresser. They’ll love you forever.